is like lemonade without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!
Passion is not having sex;
it's making love forever.
True love is like a pair of socks:
you gotta have two
and they've gotta match.
Sex without love is an empty experience
,but as empty experiences go
, it's one of the best.
Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
If you want to sacrifice
the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
Marrying a man is like
buying something
you've been admiring
for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home,
but it doesn't always go
with everything else in the house.
When we got married I told my wife
If you leave me,
I'm going with you.
And she never did.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.
He said he'd love me forever.
Forever ended quick.
A husband is what is left of the lover
after the nerve has been extracted.
Love at first sight is possible,
but it pays to take a second look.
Love is like a game of chess:
One false move and you're mated.
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
The bravest thing that
men do is love women.
